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Unisex "Coffee; Because M*urder is Wrong" (black text)
Unisex "Coffee; Because M*urder is Wrong" (black text)
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Stay caffeinated—and out of trouble—with our "Coffee Because M*rder is Wrong" t-shirt!
Featuring a rocks-on beanie-sporting skull and to-go coffee cup, this ultra-soft tee adds a dose of dark humor to your daily grind. Whether you're dodging early meetings or just need a little extra patience, this shirt says it all.
Made from a premium cotton blend, it’s lightweight, breathable, and ridiculously comfy—perfect for coffee lovers who know that a good brew is the key to keeping things civilized.
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, offering a premium, soft feel.
- Features a side-seamed, unisex tailored fit enhancing body contour and comfort.
- Available in an extensive color range, providing versatile options.
- Produced with eco-friendly processes and materials
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 85 | 88.8 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162.6 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81.3 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 64 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
Care Instructions
| General | A top-choice garment known for its softness and durability. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |
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